The Bachelor, Recap of Week 3: Guest Host Jimmy Kimmel, Getting that country bumpkin out of his shell !

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Ready to Bachelor it Up

So Bachelor is trying to get Chris out of his shell, he seems so timid and shy, they needed to bring Jimmy Kimmel

First One on One Date:

Kaitlyn


Join an exclusive Club, COSTCO, yes, finely an exclusive club. I love Costco what a great opportunity to promote one's business, on the bachelor!



Scavenger hunt in Costco



6am and ,milking cows, dated farmers, actually just one.



It was smart to throw jimmy in the mix, "I'm here to smooth things through"


I hear the fantasy sweet I assume there is love making in the fantasy sweet"






Fantasy sweet with three women and make love with three women as so yourself, will you be angry with him. Go to test drive your car






Try to have sex with everyone on the show! Hall Pass, one time, one sided deal!






"his divine mission is to have a lot of sex, I guess, right?-Jimmy Kimmel






"I was just working on the pot stick"-Chris said caught off guard by Kaitlyn's questioning what is he doing, as he listened to Jimmy, laughing, about having sex with everyone, and how it's a one sided deal, she can't do it!






"It was the best third well we can ever have"-Kaitlyn said






Chris loves to enjoy, and be entertained, and laugh, obliviously! "I like Kaitlyn cause she's real, she has a fun goofy side, and she has some depth to her, which I enjoy






Group Date:






How down throw down






Carly, Ashley, Becca, Britt Jillian, Tracy, Mackenzie, Kelsey, amber, Ashley s. Juelia, Samantha, Niki, Carly






"Are you ready to meet some real Party animals?" on the card for the group date






Adaptation to Farmland






How well do you work on a farm?






Carly won, and she "put everything she had in to it.. God Bless Her"-Chris






21 year old Mackenzie pulls a really immature move, by putting him on the spot, assign why Chris is kissing everyone else. Why is she here again, can anyone answer me this? Get out of here! What a bum mood killer!!






Carly WANTS, I MEAN DEMANDS, TIME WITH IM , SINCE HE WON THE RACE, ALL SHE GOT WAS A BLUE RIBBON AND A PICTURE! Kissing Time!! Stealing Kisses from Chris! Chris seems like he really likes to kiss!






I guess drinking warm goat mile is not attractive, TO CHRIS!






A lot moments when it feels right and makes sense, it's just who he is, he really likes to kiss! Mackenzie needs to share, that's what being with a Scorpio is all about. Totally turn off mood by Mackenzie, Lame!! Props for his attempting to answer the question, it was annoying, at least she is mat enough to think it may have blew it with Chris with that question.






Becca's parent's together for almost thirty years, example or a marriage, and family suppose to be! A format and structure of a family, which is a benefit, What, making kissing awkward, but it may work not have Chris want Becca more, but it may backfire too, watch out, we shall see. He likes his Besitos, like Juan Pablo!






Britt sounds bummed..






Second One on One Date:






IT'S WHITNEY'S TURN. Today I going to be fun, no Wine-ing ! it says on the card!






Poor Carly, not good enough! Carly wins, but Becca really won, in the end of the night. I guess her maneuver paid off, and didn't backfire on her, it made Chris desire Becca, and maybe have respects her a little more than the others.






Roll the cob






Going with he flow?






That and just Shooting the shit, Chris, like not being difficult, and having fun, and making the best out of anything they are going through. Meeting people on a win, and talk for hours with someone you just met on the bus, that you're sitting by!






Were they that bored they had to crash wedding, or they wanted t give Bachelor nation something to talk about. I loved crashing wedding at the Hyatt in Valencia, with my guy friends, my Junior year of high school!






Chris and Whitney had entire story, but I wonder if it made Chris think twice, of how mach Whitney pulled the story off, and lied! She kept rolling and embellishing the story to fit in, and it worked!, Congrats! They can't go to jail, that is ridiculous!






After having all that fun surprise, surprise; Whitney got a rose.






Pool Party instead a cocktail evening party:






And it sounds like trouble!






everyone in their bathing suits, and half naked, what! How is Chris going to spread himself out to all 18 women, he will manger, or at least do the best he can.






The 18 get to see him with his shirt off. All women are like sharks to Chris's innocent sea lion, yes!






Suicide time, at a pool party, great timing, NOT! Lame, bad and wrong timing, should of stayed in the swallow end today, and diving into physical affection part, first..






She was pregnant, and ex husband fell hard core into depression. Ireland, her baby girl. she left him with a shot gun, to kill himself.






"I'm sorry I love" sounds like a suicide goodbye.






SO SAD....










So hot and heavy, it turned me on, kissing him, I think Britt was the one with Chemistry!










Jade, is down for "Game On" status, "I want to make sure I get in there, with no regret, it's kind of the name of game ,it kind of fuels the fire under my butt!"






Take me on a out, clever, clever.






Jillian her brazilin risqué bathing suit, and wait for Chris in his hot tub.






Jade should be doing more kissing action, take advantage of the moment. Test the bed out, by jumping on it. He is definitely breaking the ice, and she jumped into his arms. Yes kissing, but not as much chemistry as some of the other women.






Jade and Chris come out, saying they were just talking. Jillian is waiting for him, and Chris has joined, but they are just talking As the rest of the women are hella jealous, for Jillian making the moves, and being more aggressive. Chris pushes them say, with Jillian, he likes Jillian.






"DO I look cracky?"






"Not cracky at all!"






"Cracky?"






Let's all have a gang bang cock block, yay! from all the 18, 6 of them are invading the Chris is space, to get as much time as possible!






Ashley wants to through , or is throwing a tantrum, for not having enough time with Chris.


"She had a date this week, and I didn't, I didn't have enough time, it sucks when you don't have enough time "she sobbingly says, wiping her mascara tears off her face. She is wearing a cute, exotic, Egyptian gold head band on her hair, it looks good. The crying doesn't, but her hair and thingy does!






Good move on Chris, requesting to see Ashley! She dragged him up the stairs for privet talk alone time. She is talking about being upset, she should just enjoy the moment. She waste too much time ME,ME,MEing, about her story. She looks like she kisses like a virgin. but on the balcony, crazy. Didn't look like a lot of chemistry, unfortunately.






"Hope you all had a fun week with Jimmy Kimmel?"






"All this stuff starting to get tough, of everyone" rhyming, how cute knowing how it was like, and loving being on the other end. "It really makes it somehow overwhelming! "-Chris, but that sounded like something Marlon Brando would says As Doctor Monroe, in the Island of Doctor Monroe..






Rose Time:






3 women didn't receive, his their rose.






Tracy, Amber, and Diana