A Couch Potato’s Recap / Spoiler Alerts

sexual assault sexual harassed to people get ejected so foul of languages, all the clips to see of the bad stuff that happen. She Katie Hopkins has a fat thing going on, she doesn't like how Perez was fat before. "We're left we an idiot American" Perez Is a mad Hatter court jester trying hoes hardest to take anyone with him to LA LA LAND! Ken Morley was racist, chauvinistic, sexiest, Insecurely prevalent Piggy! Katie Hopkins is mad! Free to talk but not ATTACK Perez is such a typical Aries Alexander is definitely a Scorpio Alexander called Perez, "Faggot" or in other words, "the F word", as Perez called it. Perez got the final rise out of Alexander, and capitalized; as Alexander quit, and evicted himself… This season really did a great job on the remix of people they threw on into this cast, wow! Jeremy Jackson Sexually Assaults Chloe Goodman Coincidentally Chloe Goodman is the first one evicted, which is I a bummer! S

Bachelor Ready to Bachelor it Up So Bachelor is trying to get Chris out of his shell, he seems so timid and shy, they needed to bring Jimmy Kimmel First One on One Date: Kaitlyn Join an exclusive Club, COSTCO, yes, finely an exclusive club. I love Costco what a great opportunity to promote one's business, on the bachelor! Scavenger hunt in Costco 6am and ,milking cows, dated farmers, actually just one. It was smart to throw jimmy in the mix, "I'm here to smooth things through" I hear the fantasy sweet I assume there is love making in the fantasy sweet" Fantasy sweet with three women and make love with three women as so yourself, will you be angry with him. Go to test drive your car Try to have sex with everyone on the show! Hall Pass, one time, one sided deal! "his divine mission is to have a lot of sex, I guess, right?-Jimmy Kimmel "I was just working on the pot stick"-Chris said caught off guard by Kaitlyn's questioning what is he doing, as h

Winning and Dinning, More, like Whining and Dinning! Brandi's and Lisa's private, one on one talk, seems to of went no where, and only justified the friendship that they once had, is longer, how much Brandi tries,and offers to please Lisa, it was not good enough. Eileen met her husband by cheating on her other husband Brandi, unfortunately, didn't make a great impression with Eileen. She first wanted Eileen to perform like a monkey, and when she wouldn't do it, Brandi through a tantrum, and throw white wine in her eyes. For some reason, i have noticed a continuous pattern of Scorpios, and Geminis not getting along, always bumping heads, and sitting on opposing sides on the table, usually, for some reason, or another. Brandi need apologizing later on that week, or the next time they saw each other, but I don't think Eileen will ever forgive her for embarrassing her like that. Gemini's are known to remember the bad things people done, which seems lik

Kimberly walks back in "What's she doing" "What is she doing here" "See you later, like see you never" "I don't want this opportunity slip through my fingers"-Kimberly I can't walk away from this that easily" "This is your life, there is no rules to that, if you want her to stay she will stay, if you want her to go she will go"- Chris Harrison. Chris-" I'm going to keep her, and we're going to give her another shot." So Kimberly stayed . The more the Merrier, Right Chris? Scorpio Chris foreshadowing that his toughest challenge will be just choosing one.  "23 of the hottest women you've ever dated"-Chris Harrison Chris Harrison kind of sounds bitter this season. He is single now, maybe he wants to be the next bachelor, heck, he deserves it. Chris gives off an envious, jealous  vibe, for some reason.  No rules here, create time, find time...The dates start today.. L

Shameless was great, shameful as can be. One brother came from college as the other is suffering from mania, but is in denial, about Ian Gallagher Bi polar symptoms,and so his boyfriend too. The father is being really mean to his daughter. and I could already see the foreshadowing of so many things. Lip is big guy from college, and he is done hanging out in his old neighborhood, and his old school friends, who haven't moved up, just gotten more rebellion.  Shameless started early yesterday, on demand.  Everyone is getting older, Philip finished his first year of College, Fiona Gallagher has a job at a diner, where she is required to work at based on her payroll, and Fiona Gallagher has to go to NA, plus she is on house arrested from last seasons shenanigans. Her father is still alive, shitting and her, even giving him free food, and call her out for almost kilning Liem, last season.  Gentrification is going around, trying to tear up the trashy homes, poverty stricken n

Bruno was a bad boy hit it and quit it with this one girl, as he takes it slow with this other girl, named Carla, I think? Madison admits they her, and Toni definitely hooked up. Toni likes to cheer up Sylvia, he gets so touchy feely, geez. Madison shrieks, and shakes, trying to ignore him flirting physically with Sylvia, distracting her form Bruno, getting some loving.  Violetta is a cool ass chick, but, Watch Out,  she has a temper, especially when she is drinking. I would to, the way Toni pushed her buttons, she handled better, than it could of gone down. She is also cool because the Wolf pack went out find girls and meet up with hotties of Bruno's, and therefore Violetta took Sylvia, and Madison out somewhere else, to get their own guys, flirt, and not be brought down by the Wolf pack's actions! She is cool for that, and loyalty to her peeps, her girls She also has alternative identity when she is drunk, with a different name she calls herself. She must of

Episode 1 Keisha really messed up not even inquiring on a long time old coworker, and somewhat friend, to sponsor her for this first initial challenge, especially when she is placed on the thrown of Project Manager. It like not playing your A high four of a kind and losing out someone who was played a three of a kind, come On Rudy! By not calling or even asking Bill Cosby, she really screwed the pooch for herself so unfortunately, even with the $25,00 pie contest judges by the cake boss, himself. I have to say watching Keisha debate was very entertaining, but she through her own self under the bus a few times with her honesty. It was mainly Keisha vs Kate Gosslin, and funny enough, they are both Aries women, going head to head. Keisha definitely was more intelligent, book smart, versus Kate, who seems to be more street smart. i think John has custody of all their kids still. He is an Aries too.  Gerald being a cancer and all, he had a idea, and he stuck to it. It steamed roll

American Horror Story, Mid Season Premier, kicks it off with Neil Patrick Harris as "Chester the Ventriloquist, The Magician, and The Cameleon" (so-to-speak) it's, "Magical Thinking"! I love Neil Patrick Harris's acting, he wins me over everything I watch, so excited, now, that he has join the team of freaks, like us, yes, awesome! Jimmy's father, Dell, goes out with a bang bang bang to the police, and to himself. But Jimmy is out, hand less, never the less, he is out! Amazon Lady and Del team up, apparently for the last time after calling truce, and saves Jimmy. Not sure if Beth and Sarah were deflowered, I think they were, but they sure enjoyed it.  I  guess it hurt for a second from Beth, but they both liked it. It was consensual between all of them. "They invited me to join them" as Neil put it. He seems like a fun character. The sister, who has shown up, seems like the sister Maugeri, has been a witch for season 3, as well a

Chris Soules the new Bachelor, It's the new year, and a brand new season of the Bachelor. The Bachelor Premiere, BABY! November 6, 1981, A Scorpio, Ladies, he will have fun with all the contestants, but when it comes down to it, is he going to want to pick just one? Watch ladies! The Farmer boy might be house broken into a player, by the end of this season, it happens to almost all of them. Arlington, Iowa, he needs a best friend to grow with. I liked how Chris put it. Motor cycle guy and farmer, he is known, by his people, as a leader and a person who drives things, as he puts it, he seems very simple, and enjoys the simple life. So whatever happens on the bachelor, IT WON'T be realistic, cause, they probably won't travel as much as they are going to again. Since he is a Scorpio, there is definitely going to be a lot of physical touching, and kissing, if the women are slick enough to take it. Chris may a simple hard working farmer, but I bet he is a frisky, experienced, se

Happy New Years 2015 ! "Why does everyone hate Brandi? A lot of people like Lisa rhinna, but I think she is such a wishy washy character. Brandi is throwing a house warming party "starting with a bam". Brandi invited Lisa to make truths, both Lisa's actually. "Was Cinderella late for the ball, or did she leave early, which one was it."-Brandi Pretty in red, taped boos that pop out to welcome everyone. Brandi gives top five reasons why its cool to be a host. " I relate with Brandi on the level that she is a girl that knows she needs to do what she has to do to make it happen, and knows what she needs" -Lisa that would be a strong reason to relate to Brandi strong scorpion presence, surviving in a Man's world. And guess who arrives who told her she wouldn't come? Lisa Vanderpump, and Brandi is so excited! Liza from entertainment tonight. "She loves me" "no she doesn't" not only can you cut the tension wi