The Bachelor, Recap of Week 2

Kimberly walks back in "What's she doing" "What is she doing here" "See you later, like see you never"

"I don't want this opportunity slip through my fingers"-Kimberly I can't walk away from this that easily" "This is your life, there is no rules to that, if you want her to stay she will stay, if you want her to go she will go"- Chris Harrison. Chris-" I'm going to keep her, and we're going to give her another shot." So Kimberly stayed . The more the Merrier, Right Chris? Scorpio Chris foreshadowing that his toughest challenge will be just choosing one. 

"23 of the hottest women you've ever dated"-Chris Harrison

Chris Harrison kind of sounds bitter this season. He is single now, maybe he wants to be the next bachelor, heck, he deserves it. Chris gives off an envious, jealous  vibe, for some reason. 

No rules here, create time, find time...The dates start today.. Ladies have a great week, enjoy Chris, enjoy this house, enjoy what is in front of you, and I see you in the next rose ceremony!"-Chris Harrison

First Group Date (Los Angeles, A): 

Tara, Kimberly (awe, boos), Jane, Tundra, Ashley I.,  Mackenzie, Of course Kimberly would be on the date, he wants to out her to action asp, to see why she was worth it to come back and be accepted without a rose. The dates could be a good and bad thing, more likely, it's to pick people off, more than keep people. SO If I wasn't picked on the first date, I wouldn't mind it, but I would do everything I can to get his attention before the rose ceremony, you better believe it, to earn his attention, for the next date. our got to prowl, and slowly simmer, not boil right away. 

Kimberly seemed awkward stealing a moment in the spa. She is way too self centered, I think she seems to be too high maintenance, for him to deal with.

Two women discovered his Motorcycle and the helmet, and was silly with the helmet.

 "You can't tell a soul" 

"I going to be a good time, for the rest of his life"

Chris is making all the girls walk with him , in their bikinis. Tracker racing in downtown LA. "We're going to bring a little country to LA" What A hick. "I know how to win, it's game over"

I bet he feels like the luckiest dude ! They are all racing for him, in LA like 1 mile a minute. Chris is making fun of them, they are going so slow. They are all trying to win, impressing Chris. Sound like the gremlins sounds, little bit in the background, while they all were racing. Ashley I. wins the tracker race. 

Juelia baby girl's dad killed himself, when Juelia  was just a baby, and it's hard for this woman. Suicide, is a harsh thing, feeling so alone, that suicide is the way out. "Juelia so crazy"- Juelia. she is open to fall in love with Chris, and she hopes it works out for the best. 

Rose in front, I thought Ashley I., would  get the rose..

"The group dates could be little overwhelming.. it just feels like an awkward situation to be in"-Chris

It's tough dating six girls, it's tough dating thirty"-Chris, poor, and he chooses Mackenzie, to be on an one on one, and left out five other girls. She seemed the most insecure, and nervous, and Chris wanted to ease that, it own him over. Tara is referring her in the third person  ,and Ashley mops with all the other girls. They all get to go home, letting Chris and Mackenzie do there own thing. Harsh for the five, yay for Mackenzie!

Do you believe in Aliens?"-Mackenzie, "Fact that she is talking about aliens on the first date, raises a few flags for me"-Chris, dauh Chris, she is only 21 years. A year is so long, looks like he is annoying Chris. and she hasn't dropped the bomb about her son. She is scared, but still tells him. "I have a kid" "You have a child, really?" "I think it's awesome" "Tough girl", he likes that, I guess, it wins some points with him. She feels like she has a weight on her shoulder, but she shouldn't forget her son is still waiting for his only parent back home, still, don't forget. But never the less, Mackenzie wins bunch of points, having a son, and being 21, which her looks like he likes the age too! Chris can control her more, being all younger than him, and all. He then makes her day, and gives her the rose!

One on one Date

Megan, "Love is a natural wonder, Chris"- Megan gets a one on one date, but mistaken it for a love note, which pisses off all the girls, who wanted that one on one date. Megan got so excited, and embarrassed when she finally got that it was a one on one date invitation for her. 

Britt got every jealous but as she said, "I was trying to monitorate my facial actions, Oh Great" with a smile, even if she hated what she heard. I bunch of Jealous, women, wanting Chris more!

"Megan has it really good, right now!"-[Chris

Flying, and goo times, all around, fun, fun, in the sun, up in the air"

"I love this, I love today, today is such a fun day"-Megan

"Megan is fun, it's going to be a great day"-Chris

Megan announces how she was almost not going to come, and made sure it was all for the right reason if she did, because her father dropped down, and had a hear attacked, and died, right after she got accepted to be abort of the show. I guess it won a lot of points with Chris, that she experienced that, and it looked like it brought them closer.

Second Group Date:

"Kelsey, Trina, Alissa, Tracy, Jillian, Becca, Amber, Ashley S., Juelia, Kaitlyn, and.. Britt…Till death do us part"

Already wounding themselves up just to get more wound up. The limo pulls p in this pitch black area, and just stops, leaving them, vulnerable in the limo, all six women. Zombies start tonight up to the window, and scaring the bejewels out of women. They all start screaming. Then Chris walks in, and they were all refried , and then notice it was Chris, which they were so scared they thought the Zombie was opening the doors, to attack! It's funny, text there zombie attacking and surviving skills. They are suppose take their paint ball guns, and shoot some zombie in their heads. That's cool, they aren't getting shot.

Chris was getting concerned, and nervous, that Ashley S. wasn't getting who to shoot. You are only suppose to shoot he Guy guys dressed as zombies. Everyone was scared they were going o get shot by Ashley S., I guess she is coming off as a bit reckless. OS cool, s scary zombie world.   Ashley was getting to in to it, making everyone nervous, some try to tame her, but ran away.

They found the Beacon, and won the game!!

Facials anyone?

Bachelor house, the second group date is going on:

"Cheers to Jordan!"

Not sure if she is sticking around much longer? She totally feels left out, not getting picked for anything!

Jillian has the hairiest ass I have ever seen… So much peach fuzz.. she needs to like take a weed wackier, and broooooom.. Cause that is just not normal…" On the flip side, girlfriend, Jordan, honey, your drinking isn't normal either! Too bad for her, Chris likes Jillian! That is probably why Jordan is making fun of her!

Mean while back on the Second Group Date:

"Ashley is in Ashley-land right now!", her eyes are rolled back, she seems drunk. "Oh who is getting the rose, maybe angels" she definitely is in la, la  land. Kaitlyn is cool, making Chris laugh, I like her, I like her smile, and laughed.

 "Kaitlyn is a fire cracker, cool.. smart.. what the hell is she doing here for me?" -Chris

Kaitlyn dropped everything and moved to Germany for someone else, she is a real committed person!

"GO find your own truth"-Ashley S..

Ashley S. seems like a mess, hugging, Chris, and then telling him not to worry, and to play hide and go seek. Ashley is loopy," Are we in Mesa Verde?" WTF is she taking about. "I have never meant someone quiet like Ashley, in my whole life"-Chris. Chris wanted to do an interview, he is that weirded out, of hanging with Ashley. Ashley S. seems like she is on medication or something. "You don't want to lose the world, you don't want to gain the world, you don't want to lose your soul"-Ashley S. "Ashley is an unique gal, something has definitely got in..her… head"-Chris.

Britt is getting insecure, she asked how he was, and he looked like, he felt really comforted by her care. Britt expresses her bravely, and non worries, making herself out to look more stronger, and confident, than she really is , to Chris, and it worked.  "Free Kiss, From Chris" a cute note, and then they kissed.

Kaitlyn, gets the Rose, she deserves it, but Britt has no security, awe poor Britt, and the other twenty women!

Pressure, and being under strange circumstances, brings out other different sides for people.

The good, The bad, and The Ugly, Baby!

Before the Rose Ceremony:

"I never had a boyfriend before.. I'm a virgin.. Hopefully he will like me still"-Ashley

"He's totally going to like you, all guys love virgins, they love taking your virgin away."-Mackenzie, She sounds so ignorant, really thinking all guys like that.

The Virgin need to rub her belly button, cause she is making out with chris hards core, cause it was his firets wish. She is really going at it with Chris, and Brit is jealous, and hurt, crying! Britt is starting to feel like Chris is her boyfriend, and she watches him kiss other people, as she feels this way. Amber goes to Chris, and ask to steal a kiss =from him, and they kissed. Amber is so giddy, and Jordan is freaking out, drunk, sloppy drunk. Poor Jordan!

"CAN I INERUPT THIS?"-Jordan

It’s Jordan's turn, sloppy doos drunk. Not looking good Jordan, making Chris feel awkward, good job. Wait till your naked wasted, then go talk to Chris, Good JOB!

"Unfortunately, I was hoping for a lot more clarity, at this point, which didn't happen..."-Chris

Rose Ceremony:

Ladies giving the rose and called up In order, but someone maybe left out: Britt, Ashley I., Megan, Kelsey, Samantha, Tandra, Juelia (she slips on the rug tapestry, and catches herself, nice catch Juelia), Amber, Tracy, Jillian, Jade, Nikki, Becca, Carley, Whitney, and Ashley S.

Four women were not giving a rose, and didn't cut it:

Tara , Jordan (Too Drunk Crying Lots, "Always end up in heartbreak for me"- Jordan says, sobbing crying), Kimberly (Second Chance, wasn't good enough), and one more brunette.

Coming Up Next Week:

"Chris, Chris, Chris wake up! I'm Jimmy Kimmel, here to help you!" -Jimmy Kimmel