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2012-04-24 | Elizabeth Black At least Tami got a souvenir from the big fight? “This is a hot-ass f—ing mess,” Tami says as theJennifer-Evelyn-Niafight plays out. After Nia slapped Jennifer and Evelyn leaped over the table, they both had to be restrained, but the fight didn’t end there. The women continued to scream at each other, but it got worse when Jennifer told Nia “I guess I can’t sue you ’cause you ain’t got nothing,” and that’s when Evelyn grabbed a centerpiece and trying as hard as she could to decapitate Jen with it. “I don’t see anything else other than Jennifer being my target and me trying to rip her f—ing head off,” Ev says. Jennifer walks out withKesha, still stunned, and virtually silent. Evelyn, Nia, and the rest of the group are more emotional. For Evelyn, none of this has to do with house keys or even a blog post, it’s about who Jennifer appears to have become, a person that thinks she’s better than everyone else, and it brings her to tears. “How is that okay? You’re ...

I'm a tall college student obsessed with everything pop culture. Oh -- and I'm a writer of contemporary YA fiction and spec scripts in need of work...or maybe just the right eye. *wink**wink* Glamping, little boobs, bonding. Tamra shows off her new smaller boobs to Vicki, who doesn’t understand why anyone would want “itty bitty titties.” “Where are your boobs?” Vicki isn’t holding back. “Let me get my microscope.” We get the word of the day from Alexis: glamping. It’s like camping without getting close to nature. No tents, but cabins. There will be s’mores and then a posh bed to sleep in. Alexis is supposed to take a nurse on this glamping trip, so she opts to take her friend/assistant. Alexis looks a little different to me, and I can’t quite put my finger on it. It’s in the face somewhere, I’m sure. Gretchen is coughing, and Slade is preparing grilled cheese sandwiches. “Gretchen, do you need something to drink?” he calls from the kitchen. “And don’t answer me. Text me!” What ...

Freelance entertainment writer, martial arts instructor, and mother of two. Tonight we’ll find out what’s behind The Biggest Loser walkout. The final five walk out and refuse to carry on with the show. That much is true. There’s also a rumor that two of them never come back. What could that be? Things have to be pretty bad for you to walk out when you’re that close the end. Find out tonight. Catch up with all the TV you may have missed at TV-Links. 1. The Ellen DeGeneres Show. The guests today include Emily Blunt and Jason Mraz. Syndicated, check local listings. 2. NCIS. The teams works alongside the Baltimore police investigating a warehouse fire with missing Navy documents that could threaten national security, and Tony gets reconnects with a boy from his past. 7:00 PM CT CBS 3. The Biggest Loser. Find out what happens when the final five leave the Ranch. 7:00 PM CT NBC 4. Last Man Standing. VAnessa worries that Mike’s dad, in town to build the new store, will had the wrong effect ...

Written By Amanda Kondolojy April 24th, 2012 via press release: SYFY IGNITES THE IMAGINATION WITH MOST ORIGINAL PRIMETIME PROGRAMMING HOURS IN HISTORY RECORD 28 SCRIPTED AND REALITY PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT EPIC TRANSMEDIA EVENT DEFIANCE TO PREMIERE IN 2013 NEW YORK – April 24, 2012 – Coming off Syfy’s most watched First Quarter ever in total viewers, Adults 18-34 and key women demos, Syfy and Chiller President Dave Howe today ignited the imagination of the advertising community by unveiling the next phase of the channel’s largest original programming slate in history. This will feature Syfy’s most original primetime hours ever, a record 28 scripted and reality development projects and the 2013 premiere of the highly-anticipated Defiance, the visionary transmedia experience that will unite television and Massive Multiplayer Online (MMO) gaming for the very first time. Said Howe: “Syfy’s Upfront celebrates the power of Igniters, our influential audience who has the highly coveted ability...

Monday Final Ratings: 'The Voice', 'Dancing With the Stars' Adjusted Up; 'Smash' Adjusted Down Categories: 1-Featured , TV Ratings: Nielsen Final Broadcast TV Show Ratings Written By Amanda Kondolojy April 24th, 2012 The Voice was adjusted up a tenth, and Dancing with the Stars was adjusted up two-tenths while Smash was adjusted down a tenth among adults 18-49 versus Monday's preliminary ratings. Final Monday broadcast primetime ratings for Monday, April 23, 2012 Time Net Show 18-49 Rating 18-49 Share Viewers Live+SD (million) 8:00PM NBC The Voice (8-10 PM) 3.8 10 10.310 ABC Dancing with the Stars (8-10p) 3.2 8 17.620 FOX Bones 2.2 6 7.380 CBS How I Met Your Mother -R 1.7 5 4.690 CW Gossip Girl 0.5 1 0.990 tvbythenumbers.com 8:30PM CBS 2 Broke Girls -R 1.7 5 5.130 tvbythenumbers.com 9:00PM FOX House 2.3 6 6.490 CBS Two and a Half Men -R 2.0 5 6.670 CW Hart Of Dixie 0.5 1 1.280 tvbythenumbers.com 9:30PM CBS Mike & ...

At 40 years old, I'm just starting to realize my dreams of being a writer. Follow http://vincentmorrone.com/ for information on my debut novel, VISION OF SHADOWS, a paranormal/young adult coming soon from http://www.writers-exchange.com/home.php Tonight on  The Voice , Team Adam and Team Cee Lo fight to stay in the competition. Watch, listen and then vote for  your  favorite. Assuming, of course, that your favorite doesn’t get the axe at the end of the night by the two coaches before you have a chance to cast a single vote. If that happens, vote for your  second  favorite. (Hey, you can’t have everything, right?) Keep in mind that unless the one you’re rooting for captures the top spot in tonight’s vote, then they will still face elimination from their own coach. In other words, even though the top vote getter and the runner up may be separated by only a few votes, while the third place runner up may be way behind, you could still see them goi...