Recap of Vanderpump Rules Season 3 "Cheater Cheater Vanderpump-kin Eater"
Cheater Cheater Vanderpump-kin eater, he did it, she did; let's all do it together! Last night's episode was, you guessed it, all about cheating. Mary summarized it in a fun way with the review she wrote on, http://www.realitytea.com, singing," Lisa Vanderpump had a restaurant. O-E-Oh-E-Ho. And in that restaurant she had a bartender. Who would cheat cheat here. And would cheat cheat there. Here a cheater, there a cheater. Everywhere a cheater cheating. Lisa Vanderpump had a restaurant. O-E-Oh-E-Ho. And such is the tale of Vanderpump Rules." which I had to use, cause I couldn't put it better myself.
"Misery Likes company" Katie Maloney claims, but it seems true to say about all ends of this story. Jax Taylor is playing the game "Off me, On You" with Tom's and Katie situation, wrecking their relationship, by pulling cheating skeletons out of their closet. On the other hand Katie, and Tom do not portray the happiest of couples. Now Tom Schwartz is a cheater too, and blatantly admitted a kiss to Katie in public, as he confessed his shock insinuating the truth to Jax, letting the cat out to Kristen, about screwing one female in Las Vegas, what! Katie is just as bad, "Motorboating" some guys crouch region, witnessed by Scheana Marie, Jax, and more. Katie claimed she was picking up her purse off the floor, and (if that wasn't good enough, she threw another excuse) also claiming, it was for the picture, he wanted a picture! So either Katie and Tom have an open relationship, or it was just there turn for this season to have the affair! I wonder how many people in the audience,and ratings wanted Tom Schwartz to have his day of looking bad , and being a little naughty.
Tom lucked out, being the studly good looker he is, getting temporarily rehired for a party at, Lisa's newest restaurant, Pump. Lisa was hosting for a Gay Mayors Party, and needed Tom Sandoval, Jax, and Tom Schwartz to work the "Tray Pass" which means wander around the party aimlessly hospitable, while holding catering trays of food, and offering it to the guest! Tom sandoval, and Jax threw a tantrum, but still worked it, like the studs they are!
Kristin tries to make an amends with Stassi in order to, win over Katie,but it all back fires, and Kristin ends up string this whole fiasco, and burning the bridge for herself more; with Jax, Katie, Stassie, both Toms, and more! Kristin admits how she doesn't want to be the only one suffering over her maneuvers of infidelity,and wants others to go down with her. She begins to try to win Stassi over, by confessing what Tam Schwartz did, cheating in Las Vegas, and Kissing Sheena's roommate. All I have to say to Kristin is, "Nice try Kristin, but I think you actually , need to talk to a therapist, you will be surprised of how much shit you will learn about yourself". Cause Kristin is just stirring the pot for the cast, and I'm sure the production love it, cause the ratings must be booming, at least a little, with all this drama! I am even writing about it!
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